The Glutton Extraordinaire!

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That would be my superhero name if I were one. My costume would consist of control-top undies and an ever-forgiving wrap dress.

My superpowers would be that I could eat anything I want and not be hindered by health concerns. I would be powered by the sheer flavour of things! I would be able to eat my way through a 10 course meal and not bat an eyelid. People would lay the best dishes at my table! Chefs would quiver at the sight of me! I would be able to get into any restaurant I wanted and screw the waiting list!!!

...or I could just become a food critic.

How about you? What superhero would you be?